And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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