dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
So many bounce houses so little time
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
