We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
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Wipe that smile off your face.
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Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
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Still dying that you shit outside
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
They have beer where we have blood.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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