im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Success! We fucked roommates!
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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