I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
its liver damage thursday
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
