She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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