do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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