Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I feel like death gave me a hand job
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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