that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Randomize
