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I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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