I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
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I will be naked everywhere
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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