Its about making memories worth repressing
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
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He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
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Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
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I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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