the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
My feet surprised me
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