How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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