he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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