remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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you will always have a special place in my vag
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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