then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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