So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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