is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
