R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
just come out here and I will go home with you...
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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