I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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