This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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