Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
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i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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