Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I will be naked everywhere
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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