Someone shit on the floor
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
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I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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