my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
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Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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