He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
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I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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