Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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