i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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