how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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