You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i dont even know how to be here
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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