Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
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I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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