i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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