I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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