HIV tests are more positive than that guy
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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