Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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