HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
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Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I can't put those talents on a resume
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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