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i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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