your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
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OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
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Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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