This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
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Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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