is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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