a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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