summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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