He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
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You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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