why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I came so hard my ears popped.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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