His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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