I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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