Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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