i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
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After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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