you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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