he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
we're so committed to being not committed
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