I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
only you would photoshop your dick
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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