I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
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Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
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Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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