Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
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Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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