Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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