And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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