just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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